David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
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You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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