It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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