Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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