Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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