Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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