I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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