: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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