SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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