I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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