All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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