she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
