i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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