Where is the hickey?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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