so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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