Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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