Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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