We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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