Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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