This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Randomize
