I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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