Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You dont lie about slip and slides
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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