Whod you bang
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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