I queefed so loud it echoed.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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