Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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