Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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