I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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