I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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