my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Holy shit dude........stairs
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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