Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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