Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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