i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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