so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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