Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
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