just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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