youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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