Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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