How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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