maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
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