protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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