i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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