I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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