He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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