I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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