Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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