why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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