ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm really into asian looking animals
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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