Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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