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say what?
wanna hang out?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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