I'm really into asian looking animals
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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