Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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