About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
We don't watch enough power rangers
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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