Cold hands, warm shart.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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