This is not my ceiling
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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