I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...