no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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