I heard we made out
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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