It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
is that a dick in a sweater?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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