pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Barsexuality is the new black.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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