ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
sex in a hospital.. check
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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